Our funny retirement quotes make light of the end of someone's working life and joke about their newly found freedom. So if you're looking to share some levity with someone retiring, these quotes ...

Ozzy Osbourne was devastatingly funny and surprisingly wise. We pulled out some of his greatest quotes from throughout the years.

“I don’t want other people to miss out on the wisdom and joy this genre has to offer, the way I did for so long,” says the best-selling novelist. “Funny Story,” about a heartsore ...